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Apr 21 '14
FRIDAY APRIL 25th
Back from the grave, a frighteningly attractive neo-burlesque show featuring the best neo-burlesque performers on earth… and under it, will be making a six week return starting April 4th! From the award-winning Jonny Porkpie (Burlesque Mayor of NYC, Pinchbottom Burlesque, Grab My Junk) and Jeremy X. Halpern (The Ascent, Weirdos TV) comes a frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course…death.
Hosted by Jonny Porkpie and starring Jo ‘Boobs’ Weldon, Legs Malone, Iris Explosion, Nikki LeVillian, nerdcore rapper Schäffer the Darklord, and pickup artist Dandy Dillinger.
@Times Scare669 8th Ave.NYC10pm
Tickets available here:http://deadsexy.brownpapertickets.com/
Facebook event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/617330771670153/

FRIDAY APRIL 25th

Back from the grave, a frighteningly attractive neo-burlesque show featuring the best neo-burlesque performers on earth… and under it, will be making a six week return starting April 4th! 

From the award-winning Jonny Porkpie (Burlesque Mayor of NYC, Pinchbottom Burlesque, Grab My Junk) and Jeremy X. Halpern (The Ascent, Weirdos TV) comes a frighteningly attractive, monstrously talented, insanely seductive night of tease, titillation, and of course…death.

Hosted by Jonny Porkpie and starring Jo ‘Boobs’ Weldon, Legs Malone, Iris Explosion, Nikki LeVillian, nerdcore rapper Schäffer the Darklord, and pickup artist Dandy Dillinger.

@Times Scare
669 8th Ave.
NYC
10pm

Tickets available here:
http://deadsexy.brownpapertickets.com/

Facebook event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/617330771670153/

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Mar 23 '14
SATURDAY APRIL 5th
Penguicon proudly presents:Nerdsplosion 2k14
Cavern Club210 S 1st St.Ann Arbor, MI6pm$1518+
Lineup:MC LarsSchäffer the DarklordMarc With a CBrandon PattonJesse DangerouslyStarFSneseibarbequeNerdsplosion is gearing up to be THE nerd music festival in Michigan. We’ve got some of the best talent in all of nerdcore hiphop lined up. Rap not your thing? We’ve got two of the best indie/pop nerd artists in the country on board as well! Still not satisfied? How about Detroit chiptune sensations Snesei and barbeque?What is Penguicon?Michigan’s largest open-source community run volunteer convention…. but its more than that.Penguicon is a one-of-a-kind experience that happens to occur every year. The science fiction and fantasy con experience mashes together with the open source, DIY culture, and what remains is magic.Learn more here:http://youtu.be/ulPb9JIgMw4
Facebook event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/248544635298579/

SATURDAY APRIL 5th

Penguicon proudly presents:
Nerdsplosion 2k14

Cavern Club
210 S 1st St.
Ann Arbor, MI
6pm
$15
18+

Lineup:
MC Lars
Schäffer the Darklord
Marc With a C
Brandon Patton
Jesse Dangerously
StarF
Snesei
barbeque

Nerdsplosion is gearing up to be THE nerd music festival in Michigan. We’ve got some of the best talent in all of nerdcore hiphop lined up. Rap not your thing? We’ve got two of the best indie/pop nerd artists in the country on board as well! Still not satisfied? How about Detroit chiptune sensations Snesei and barbeque?

What is Penguicon?

Michigan’s largest open-source community run volunteer convention…. but its more than that.

Penguicon is a one-of-a-kind experience that happens to occur every year. The science fiction and fantasy con experience mashes together with the open source, DIY culture, and what remains is magic.

Learn more here:
http://youtu.be/ulPb9JIgMw4

Facebook event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/248544635298579/

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Feb 18 '14
TUESDAY MARCH 11th
Nerd rap showcase at SXSW 2014!
Teenburger - 8:00pmAdam WarRock - 8:25pmTribe One - 8:50pmMore or Les - 9:15pmDr. Awkward - 9:45pmMC Lars - 10:15pmJesse Dangerously - 10:55pmMC Frontalot - 11:40pmSchaffer the Darklord - 12:25amMega Ran - 1:15am
Flamingo Cantina515 E. 6th St.Austin, TX21+
SXSW badges accepted. Tix available at the door.
Facebook event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/362095297265038/

TUESDAY MARCH 11th

Nerd rap showcase at SXSW 2014!

Teenburger - 8:00pm
Adam WarRock - 8:25pm
Tribe One - 8:50pm
More or Les - 9:15pm
Dr. Awkward - 9:45pm
MC Lars - 10:15pm
Jesse Dangerously - 10:55pm
MC Frontalot - 11:40pm
Schaffer the Darklord - 12:25am
Mega Ran - 1:15am

Flamingo Cantina
515 E. 6th St.
Austin, TX
21+

SXSW badges accepted. Tix available at the door.

Facebook event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/362095297265038/

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Jan 26 '14
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 9th
A very special show, featuring the finest in indie/nerd/whatever hip hop.
VERY LIMITED CAPACITY - THIS WILL ALMOST ASSUREDLY SELL OUT. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/565904
There are no physical tickets. Buying tickets puts you on the Will Call list. Otherwise, tickets only at the door.
The Fifth Estate  21+ - $12 tickets 506 5th Ave Brooklyn, NY 11215
General Schedule:  8:00PM - Doors open  8:45-9:15PM - Tribe One  9:20-9:55PM - Louis Logic  10:00 - 10:35 - Mikal kHill  10:40 - 11:15 - Adam WarRock  11:20 to Midnight - Schaffer the Darklord
Come party with us in a special night in Brooklyn…
FB event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/254226651413484/254370614732421

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 9th

A very special show, featuring the finest in indie/nerd/whatever hip hop.

VERY LIMITED CAPACITY - THIS WILL ALMOST ASSUREDLY SELL OUT. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/565904

There are no physical tickets. Buying tickets puts you on the Will Call list. Otherwise, tickets only at the door.

The Fifth Estate
21+ - $12 tickets
506 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215

General Schedule:
8:00PM - Doors open
8:45-9:15PM - Tribe One
9:20-9:55PM - Louis Logic
10:00 - 10:35 - Mikal kHill
10:40 - 11:15 - Adam WarRock
11:20 to Midnight - Schaffer the Darklord

Come party with us in a special night in Brooklyn…

FB event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/254226651413484/254370614732421

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Jan 22 '14
SATURDAY JANUARY 25th
The Pink Room Burlesque presents: The Miss Twin Peaks Pageant
 Saturday January 25, 2013, 11:30pm425 Lafayette Street, New York City6 train, Astor Place$15 advanced tickets at: http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,7074$20 at the doorHosted by Schaffer the Darklord Performances by: Amelia Bareparts, Boo Boo Darlin’, Gemini Rising, Foxy Vermouth, Francine “The Lucid Dream”, Minx Arcana, Montana, Satanica & Matt Knife plus special surprise guests!The Miss Twin Peaks title is the most coveted honor in this little town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up AND it is the most coveted honor in all of David Lynch Burlesque right here in New York City! It is all the things everyone has come to love of The Pink Room Burlesque: Schäffer the Darklord rapping his original song “David Lynch Movie”, our audience participation challenge, Chug-a-lug Donna, and burlesque performances by many of the characters from Twin Peaks including Audrey Horne, Shelly Johnson, Norma Jennings, crazy Nadine Hurley, Big Ed Hurley, The Log Lady, Josie Packard, Annie Blackburn, Denise/Dennis Bryson, the widow Lana Budding Milford, the evil genius Wyndom Earle and more!This is a special Saturday night show to celebrate the January birthdays of both David Lynch & Francine. For $15 advanced tickets and $20 at the door, this is a bargain for a whole night out!“Contortionistic jazz exotica!” Dr. Hayward, Twin Peaks“I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.” – Agent Cooper. The Pink Room Burlesque is a tribute to and satire of the works of David Lynch. Since the anniversary of Laura Palmer’s death in February of 2011, Francine and The Pink Room cast have covered everything from Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Eraserhead & Inland Empire. - Time Out New York Critic’s Pick & Top 5 in Nightlife- “There is no mistaking you have arrived in Twin Peaks…” Broadway World- “…(Francine), who, with her David Lynch burlesque series, has encouraged the creation of new acts, pushing performers to play past the apron and take bigger risks.” – JD Oxblood, Burlesque Beat. 
FB event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/1449969625224620/

SATURDAY JANUARY 25th

The Pink Room Burlesque presents: The Miss Twin Peaks Pageant

Saturday January 25, 2013, 11:30pm
425 Lafayette Street, New York City
6 train, Astor Place
$15 advanced tickets at: 
http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,7074
$20 at the door

Hosted by Schaffer the Darklord 
Performances by: Amelia Bareparts, Boo Boo Darlin’, Gemini Rising, Foxy Vermouth, Francine “The Lucid Dream”, Minx Arcana, Montana, Satanica & Matt Knife plus special surprise guests!

The Miss Twin Peaks title is the most coveted honor in this little town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up AND it is the most coveted honor in all of David Lynch Burlesque right here in New York City! It is all the things everyone has come to love of The Pink Room Burlesque: Schäffer the Darklord rapping his original song “David Lynch Movie”, our audience participation challenge, Chug-a-lug Donna, and burlesque performances by many of the characters from Twin Peaks including Audrey Horne, Shelly Johnson, Norma Jennings, crazy Nadine Hurley, Big Ed Hurley, The Log Lady, Josie Packard, Annie Blackburn, Denise/Dennis Bryson, the widow Lana Budding Milford, the evil genius Wyndom Earle and more!

This is a special Saturday night show to celebrate the January birthdays of both David Lynch & Francine. 
For $15 advanced tickets and $20 at the door, this is a bargain for a whole night out!

“Contortionistic jazz exotica!” Dr. Hayward, Twin Peaks

“I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.” – Agent Cooper. 

The Pink Room Burlesque is a tribute to and satire of the works of David Lynch. Since the anniversary of Laura Palmer’s death in February of 2011, Francine and The Pink Room cast have covered everything from Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Eraserhead & Inland Empire. 

- Time Out New York Critic’s Pick & Top 5 in Nightlife
- “There is no mistaking you have arrived in Twin Peaks…” Broadway World
- “…(Francine), who, with her David Lynch burlesque series, has encouraged the creation of new acts, pushing performers to play past the apron and take bigger risks.” – JD Oxblood, Burlesque Beat. 

FB event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1449969625224620/

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Dec 10 '13
JANUARY 2014 WEST COAST TOUR
The Group Therapy Tour with Schaffer the Darklord, Adam WarRock and special guest Tribe One.
Jan 9 – Seattle, WA – The Lo-Fi w/ Beefy & Death Star (info)Jan 10 – Portland, OR – The Analog w/ Kid Apocalypse (inf0)Jan 11 – Boise, ID – The Spacebar Arcade (inf0)Jan 12 – Salt Lake City, UT – Shred Shed w/ Mark Dago (inf0)Jan 14 – Phoenix, AZ – Pub Rock w/ Mega Ran (info)Jan 15 – San Diego, CA – The Merrow w/ Doc Awk (info)Jan 16 – Las Vegas, NV – Bar 702 w/ 3D6 (info)Jan 17 – Los Angeles, CA – Complex LA (info)Jan 18 – San Francisco, CA – Hemlock Tavern w/ Dual Core (info)Jan 19 – Mt. Shasta, CA – Mt. Shasta Vets Club – FREE (info)
http://schafferthedarklord.comhttp://adamwarrock.comhttp://tribeone.net 

JANUARY 2014 WEST COAST TOUR

The Group Therapy Tour with Schaffer the Darklord, Adam WarRock and special guest Tribe One.

Jan 9 – Seattle, WA – The Lo-Fi w/ Beefy & Death Star (info)
Jan 10 – Portland, OR – The Analog w/ Kid Apocalypse (inf0)
Jan 11 – Boise, ID – The Spacebar Arcade (inf0)
Jan 12 – Salt Lake City, UT – Shred Shed w/ Mark Dago (inf0)
Jan 14 – Phoenix, AZ – Pub Rock w/ Mega Ran (info)
Jan 15 – San Diego, CA – The Merrow w/ Doc Awk (info)
Jan 16 – Las Vegas, NV – Bar 702 w/ 3D6 (info)
Jan 17 – Los Angeles, CA – Complex LA (info)
Jan 18 – San Francisco, CA – Hemlock Tavern w/ Dual Core (info)
Jan 19 – Mt. Shasta, CA – Mt. Shasta Vets Club – FREE (info)

http://schafferthedarklord.com
http://adamwarrock.com
http://tribeone.net 

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Oct 3 '13
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 15th
NYC-based rapper and comedian Schaffer the Darklord is very proud to announce the release of his fifth album “Sick Passenger.” In honor of this occasion (as well as the fact that another year has passed, and yet STD is technically still alive) he would like to invite you to his combination record release show and birthday party at a cozy little bar in Park Slope, Brooklyn. The birthday boy will serve as his own party clown.With special guests:LITTLE, BIG (Brooklyn-based indie pop rock duo)HOPS (Manhattan-based rapper)Friday November 15th@ Fifth Estate 506 5th St. (btw 12th/13th St.)Park Slope, BrooklynF/G/R trains to 4th Ave./9th St. station9PM(cover: TBA)http://schafferthedarklord.com/http://littlecommabig.com/http://hopsmusic.com/http://fifthestatebar.com/
FB event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/527251477349985/ 

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 15th

NYC-based rapper and comedian Schaffer the Darklord is very proud to announce the release of his fifth album “Sick Passenger.” In honor of this occasion (as well as the fact that another year has passed, and yet STD is technically still alive) he would like to invite you to his combination record release show and birthday party at a cozy little bar in Park Slope, Brooklyn. The birthday boy will serve as his own party clown.

With special guests:
LITTLE, BIG (Brooklyn-based indie pop rock duo)
HOPS (Manhattan-based rapper)

Friday November 15th
@ Fifth Estate 
506 5th St. (btw 12th/13th St.)
Park Slope, Brooklyn
F/G/R trains to 4th Ave./9th St. station
9PM
(cover: TBA)

http://schafferthedarklord.com/
http://littlecommabig.com/
http://hopsmusic.com/
http://fifthestatebar.com/

FB event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/527251477349985/ 

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Oct 1 '13
SATURDAY OCTOBER 5TH
All good things must come to an end.After four years of themed nerd focused burlesque, EWB is finally closing its doors. Having been one of the shows at the forefront of the Pop Culture Burlesque movement we are thrilled and honored to have been a part of it. Now, however is the time we close down the shop in the grandest way possible… with nearly naked nerds! It’s been a grand adventure and one that no involved will ever forget – but it’s time to move one. This joyful bittersweet wonder show will be filled with old favorites, new material and even a surprise guest or two.To send off this show in style we have some of the original performers who made the success of EWB possible.————————————Pre-Show GoGo provided by:Hazel Honeysuckle (she comes with a +3 to SWOOOOON)————————————Kittening Provided by:Charles Stunning (she taps mana all night long)————————————Magdalena Fox (the reason EWB exists in the first place)BB Heart (next level pop culture burlyQ)Matt Knife (the first male gogo, now a burlyq force)Dangrrr Doll (who was once a kitten but is now a burlyQ Beast)Lefty Lucy (the final boss of the pop culture burlesque set)Nasty Canasta (Queen Nerd on Burlesque Mountain)Bastard Keith (a nerd show stopper to be reckoned with)Schaffer the Darklord (the alpha, the omega, the once and future co-host)Nelson Lugo (the nerd daddy of pop culture burlesque)————————————Thank you so very much for all the love and support over the years. Onward to bigger and better things!SEE YA AT THE SHOW! —————————-Venue: R-Bar Manhattan - 218 Bowery, NYC(b’tween Prince St. & Spring St.)Show: Saturday October 5thDoors @ 7:30PM :: Show @ 8PM (SHARP)Tickets: $10 Bucks!
FB Event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/598531023503131/ 

SATURDAY OCTOBER 5TH

All good things must come to an end.

After four years of themed nerd focused burlesque, EWB is finally closing its doors. Having been one of the shows at the forefront of the Pop Culture Burlesque movement we are thrilled and honored to have been a part of it. Now, however is the time we close down the shop in the grandest way possible… with nearly naked nerds! It’s been a grand adventure and one that no involved will ever forget – but it’s time to move one. This joyful bittersweet wonder show will be filled with old favorites, new material and even a surprise guest or two.

To send off this show in style we have some of the original performers who made the success of EWB possible.

————————————

Pre-Show GoGo provided by:
Hazel Honeysuckle (she comes with a +3 to SWOOOOON)

————————————

Kittening Provided by:
Charles Stunning (she taps mana all night long)

————————————

Magdalena Fox (the reason EWB exists in the first place)

BB Heart (next level pop culture burlyQ)

Matt Knife (the first male gogo, now a burlyq force)

Dangrrr Doll (who was once a kitten but is now a burlyQ Beast)

Lefty Lucy (the final boss of the pop culture burlesque set)

Nasty Canasta (Queen Nerd on Burlesque Mountain)

Bastard Keith (a nerd show stopper to be reckoned with)

Schaffer the Darklord (the alpha, the omega, the once and future co-host)

Nelson Lugo (the nerd daddy of pop culture burlesque)

————————————

Thank you so very much for all the love and support over the years. 

Onward to bigger and better things!

SEE YA AT THE SHOW! 

—————————-

Venue: R-Bar Manhattan - 218 Bowery, NYC
(b’tween Prince St. & Spring St.)

Show: Saturday October 5th
Doors @ 7:30PM :: Show @ 8PM (SHARP)

Tickets: $10 Bucks!

FB Event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/598531023503131/ 

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Sep 24 '13
FRIDAY OCTOBER 4TH
ILLIMANJARO (https://facebook.com/illimanjaro) CD release party!
With special guests:**SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD (www.schafferthedarklord.com)**HOPS (www.facebook.com/hopsmusic)Hellgate Social12-21 Astoria Blvd.Astoria, Queens9pm 
FB event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/550038818400083/ 

FRIDAY OCTOBER 4TH

ILLIMANJARO (https://facebook.com/illimanjaro) CD release party!

With special guests:
**SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD (www.schafferthedarklord.co
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**HOPS (www.facebook.com/hopsmusic)

Hellgate Social
12-21 Astoria Blvd.
Astoria, Queens
9pm 

FB event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/550038818400083/ 

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Sep 15 '13
THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 19TH
For one-night only, Vice President of Miss Coney Island Lefty Lucy is thrilled to invite you to the biggest end-of-summer affair—The Rocky Horror Burlesque Show! In this unique variety production of everyone’s favorite cult horror musical, you’ll experience Rocky Horror in strip-o-vision, featuring burlesque, drag, music, and more!Follow the light over at the sideshow place as Criminologist and narrator, Schaffer the Darklord, guides you through this fateful journey of self-discovery and scandal, starringBastard Keith as Frank N. FurterNasty Canasta as MagentaMiss Cherry Delight as Riff RaffFoxy Vermouth as ColumbiaMr. Gorgeous as RockyScooter Pie as JanetDanny Blu as BradBrief Sweat as Dr. ScottTeddy Turnaround as the delivery boy, EddieMachine Dazzle as the Lipsand party guests Mary Cyn, It’s a Little Stormy, Betsy Propane, and Handsome Brad will show you more than just a pelvic thrust to really drive you insane!Guests are encouraged to come in costume for a chance to win prizes at intermission from Frank N. Furter! Plus, win raffle prizes from the CIUSA gift shop, It’s a Little Hat by It’s a Little Stormy, Allen Lee’s raffle graveyard, tickets to burlesque shows including the Sophisticates Revue, and more! Come out for a bite of this incredible collection of some of New York’s premiere nightlife stars and you won’t have to shiver with anticipation anymore!Tickets are $12 in advance, or at the door. Advance ticket purchase strongly advised. There are no extra service fees for advance purchase. Advance tickets at: http://shop.coneyisland.com/cgi-bin/commerce.cgi?preadd=action&key=892
FB event page:https://www.facebook.com/events/529064723833011/ 

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 19TH

For one-night only, Vice President of Miss Coney Island Lefty Lucy is thrilled to invite you to the biggest end-of-summer affair—The Rocky Horror Burlesque Show! In this unique variety production of everyone’s favorite cult horror musical, you’ll experience Rocky Horror in strip-o-vision, featuring burlesque, drag, music, and more!

Follow the light over at the sideshow place as Criminologist and narrator, Schaffer the Darklord, guides you through this fateful journey of self-discovery and scandal, starring

Bastard Keith as Frank N. Furter

Nasty Canasta as Magenta

Miss Cherry Delight as Riff Raff

Foxy Vermouth as Columbia

Mr. Gorgeous as Rocky

Scooter Pie as Janet

Danny Blu as Brad

Brief Sweat as Dr. Scott

Teddy Turnaround as the delivery boy, Eddie

Machine Dazzle as the Lips

and party guests Mary Cyn, It’s a Little Stormy, Betsy Propane, and Handsome Brad will show you more than just a pelvic thrust to really drive you insane!

Guests are encouraged to come in costume for a chance to win prizes at intermission from Frank N. Furter! Plus, win raffle prizes from the CIUSA gift shop, It’s a Little Hat by It’s a Little Stormy, Allen Lee’s raffle graveyard, tickets to burlesque shows including the Sophisticates Revue, and more! Come out for a bite of this incredible collection of some of New York’s premiere nightlife stars and you won’t have to shiver with anticipation anymore!

Tickets are $12 in advance, or at the door. Advance ticket purchase strongly advised. There are no extra service fees for advance purchase. 

Advance tickets at: http://shop.coneyisland.com/cgi-bin/commerce.cgi?preadd=action&key=892

FB event page:
https://www.facebook.com/events/529064723833011/ 

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